Post by RICHARD BRUCE ASHTON on Jul 27, 2016 14:57:07 GMT -8
guild members only
Good afternoon ladies, tis I, your exalted leader, Dick!
Let's keep this short and to the point:
Brookings is home now, for awhile anyways, so any and all assignments will more than likely involve us running around this damn town. I've got some suspicions about a couple of places, once I check them out I'll start sending you kids to inspect it more thoroughly. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's not dangerous for you pansies.
I know how much you all love your stupid phones so make sure you have them on and ready for any texts I may send, when replying please refer to me as Inspector Gadget. Don't ask questions, just do it. And I don't want any one word answers either. I expect full sentences and proper grammar. If I'm going to read your nonsense I at least want it to make sense. Got it? Good, now on to bigger and better things.
Our headquarters is in the low income district of Brookings. Which is perfect because I'm pretty sure there's some weird crap happening at the Hospital and this puts us in the optimal position for spying on the building. It was also cheap and I could afford it. That being said you're not allowed to stay here. Masquerade Academy offers dorms for any of you pretending to be students, and the apartments I've heard aren't too expensive. Not the new ones, the old ones down the street from me. Yeah they're run down, but they're a place to stay. We're not fancy folks, remember. (Also I want to see perfect grades from all of you. Just because you're pretending doesn't mean you can slack off.)
Also contact should be minimal between us and the rest of you. Don't need a group of you parading around and getting us in trouble. We may not be a killing guild, but we're also not liked by many other guilds. And you can bet there are other Guild members here.
And to whoever has been handing my phone number out to the local radio station, I. WILL. END. YOU.
If you have a question: text me. I'll think about texting you back depending on how relevant the question is and how close you are to danger/death. If it involves snakes, count me out. I'm sorry, you're dead. I'll make sure you have a beautiful bouquet of flowers at your funeral. Just kidding, I'm cremating your ass and sending you to China. They'll make some use of you, I'm sure.
Assignments are below. Make sure you check back here often as assignments will change as I continue my inspection of Brookings. I know we've been here for a couple years, but I was lazy. And drunk. Mostly drunk. So snap to attention and get your lazy butts to work!
ASSIGNMENTS
HUNTERS
Biagio hunter2 hunter3 hunter4
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INFORMERS
selby informer2
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HOLDERS
leo caje
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now bugger off